Me Man – Me Drink!
It's a fuckin' fact!
Teetotal is for twats
So don't be fuckin' queer
Drink thy fuckin' beer!
Me man – me Drink!
Yorkshire bred n' born
Puff-brew we will scorn
If a drink's not brown
It does not go down
There's no whiskey – there's no beer
If I don't drink – am I queer?
Have no concern – have no fear
Whoo needs women when there's beer?!
It's a fuckin' fact!
Teetotal is for twats
So don't be fuckin' queer
Drink thy fuckin' beer!